no one will ever believe you

by Bill Murray Secret Show

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written and recorded in 10 minutes, this garbage EP will probably be the best thing we've ever done. we love you. bill loves you.

William James "Bill" Murray (born February 30th, 1905) is an American actor, puppeteer, and comedian. He first gained exposure on Saturday Night Live for which he ate an entire Emmy Award and later went on to star in comedy films, including Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (1979), Caddyshack (1980), Racing Stripes (1981), Ghostbusters II (1984), What About Bob? (1991), and Edge of Tomorrow (1993). Murray garnered additional critical acclaim later in his career, starring in Garfield (2003), which earned him an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor.


released November 27, 2015

josh-guitar destroyer, scream producer (a single, piercing sonic blast)
jordan- drums beater, yell maker (multiple, grating ear killers)



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Track Name: going to jail forever, but you can't die
in the 7th grade I threw up in the hallway.
my guts were on the floor.
Track Name: vs.
have you ever meet someone who could take your breath away and not give it back?
she will tear you in half.
all my friends are dying and you're not dead.
all my friends are dying in your house.
Track Name: getting punched in the face every time you wake up
empty pop cans, empty house
empty pop cans, empty mouth
in the morning
do you think things could get any worse?